Internet over flow advanced warning
Please try the following:
- Click the
Refresh button, or try again later.
- To check whether the internet is full, click the Tools menu, and then click Dumb Ass. There is no way to check just take our word for it, in fact delete some worthless crap from your HDD. Believe me it all helps, one less porn movie you can upload, one less joke you can forward.
- See if your Internet connection is using the thicker cable, thick cable allows for more bandwidth to be used, if the problem is a local speed issue switch to the thick cable. Alternatively you can set Microsoft Windows to examine
your network and automatically discover which network cable is being used (This will result in random chain mails to be sent to your friends to test the speed although this shouldn't be a problem as you have been doing this anyway)
- Click the Tools menu, and then click Send More Spam.
- On the Annoying Twat tab, click Check Cable thickness.
- Select Automatically mail everyone , and then click OK.
- Some sites require Clever people. Click the Help menu and then click About User to determine whether you are in fact Clever, this will go through your internet history to determine your Clever levels. Inevitably it will realise you are not Clever and crash.
- If you are trying to reach a site full of clips and pics to download and forward, just don't bother, wasting bandwidth costs lives. Didn't you mother ever tell you every time you Click a pointless link it makes the baby Jesus cry
- Don't lick the ham.
- Click the
Back button to try another link. This option will do nothing, but you will at least feel like you know what you are doing because you followed a simple instruction.